|
Name |
Age |
Pos |
L/R Footed |
Nickname |
Drives |
Manager's Comment |
Boot |
Supports |
Photo |
|
Nik Bennett (Manager) |
29 |
LW/ ST/LB |
L |
Benny / Gaffer |
Peugeot
306 XSi |
Player / Manager and one of the founder
members of the club. Possesses a legendary left foot but injury
has confined Nik to the touchline for most of the last 2 seasons. |
Puma
|
Liverpool |
 |
|
Ian Bennett (Secretary) |
36 |
Sideline |
|
Ian |
Mondeo LX |
Ropey Club Secretary whose
prestigious playing career was cut short due to injury. Part time
referee and trainer who is verbally abused on a weekly basis by
the majority of the squad….. but we all love him really! |
Bover |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Nick Harwood |
29 |
GK |
R |
Nick |
Peugeot 406 LX |
Hatherleys New No.1! Proven
shot stopper who joined the club this season after taking some time
out from the game out study. |
Addidas |
Cheltenham |
 |
|
Marcus Bennett |
31 |
GK / CB / CM |
R |
Cus |
Renault Clio |
Older brother of the manager.
When available a committed and capable player who gives the side
some extra bite |
Rugby |
Ipswich |
 |
|
Oli Bennett |
23 |
RB/RM |
R |
Oli |
N/A |
New to the club, younger brother
of the gaffer who plays on the right and has played at the top level
in Sunday League. Sometimes lacks discipline. |
Addidas |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Phil Smith |
9 |
RB |
R |
Smithy |
Mini Cooper |
Vocal yet committed right back
who spent last season in goal. Has been with the club since leaving
uni in 1997. Has since reverted back to right back taking free kicks
and corners. Takes great pride in organising the club night's out! |
Lotto |
Aston Villa |
 |
|
Gareth Owen |
25 |
RB/CB/LB |
R |
Gaz Top |
Peugeot
206 GTi
|
Joined last season and has
proven a useful utility player being able to play anywhere across
the back four. Broke his Real Hatherley duck earlier this year! |
Adidas |
Spurs |
 |
|
Dan Morris |
27 |
CB/LB |
R |
Mossy |
Pushbike |
Steady veteran centre back
who joined in the late nineties, possesses a lethal "cruyff turn"
which most Div 2 strikers have been tricked by over the years. |
Adidas |
Leeds |
 |
|
Stu Matthews (Captain) |
30 |
CB / CM |
R |
Stu / Horseshoe |
White Van Man |
Another founder member. Last
year's Player of The Season and current Captain. Consistent and
reliable player who likes the odd beer, never gives up and is famous
for his fireman's hose!!! |
Adidas |
Man Utd |
 |
|
Roger Ghuman |
30 |
CB / CM |
R |
Rog |
Pushbike |
Third founder member. Sweeper
who is calm under pressure and likes to play the ball out of defence.
Always has the "key to the shop" known on the club circuit as the
"Dark Destroyer" |
Adidas |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Rich Draper |
29 |
CM/CB |
R |
Drapes |
Peugeot 405 |
Joined the club last season
on a Bosman from Kettering. One of the clubs more skilful players
and vice captain for this season, able to play in defence or midfield. |
Umbro |
Kettering
|
 |
|
Karl Brazier |
24 |
RB/RM |
R |
Karlos |
Renault Clio |
Joined last season and was
responsible for the clubs new and lucrative sponsorship deal. Right
sided player who can fill in in any position, has made limited appearances
due to his "navy boy" commitments. |
Adidas |
Liverpool |
 |
|
John Mc |
|
RM / CM |
R |
Scottish John |
Ford Focus |
Joined last season and commands
the heart of the midfield. A determined veteran of the game who
gets stuck in just like Braveheart. |
Nike |
Celtic |
 |
|
Don McBride |
29 |
RM / ST |
R |
Donnie |
VW Camper Van |
Previously known as the Chairman.
Club penalty taker and midfielder, has a good eye for goal and is
a great header of the ball although his petulance can sometimes
get him in to trouble! |
Adidas |
Oxford |
 |
|
Jamie Waring |
29 |
LW/ST |
L |
Wizzer |
Vauxhall Vectra |
Been with the club a few seasons.
Lightning quick left sided player, probably the clubs most skilful
and always puts in an honest game. Doesn't score as many goals as
he should. |
JOMA |
Man Utd |
 |
|
Neil White |
28 |
CM |
R |
Sweaty Pig |
Ford Escort (Ghia + Walnut
Dash) |
Club Captain until he sustained
a bad knee injury last season. Veteran midfielder and previous player
of the season, currently helping out the gaffer whilst he gets fit.
Dirty ba5tard on the club nights out despite being very sweaty!
|
Puma |
Spurs |
 |
|
Mike Bosher |
21 |
ST |
R |
Bosh |
O'Connor Van |
Last season's top scorer despite
spending some time under the "Queens Guard." Great striker who seems
to find it easier to score the hard goals and miss the easier ones.
Always good value for money on the nights out |
Addidas
|
Sunderland |
  |
|
Shaz |
22 |
RM |
R |
Shaz |
Vauxhall Astra |
Has been with the club for
a few seasons now. Committed, never shy's out of the tackle and
willing to fill in at any position when asked. A real club man! |
Addidas |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Simon Harris |
|
RM |
R |
Si |
Vauxhall Astra |
Joined last season but has
made few appearances due to work commitments. Looks a steady player. |
Umbro |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Matthew Elston |
24 |
ST |
R |
Matty |
Renault Megane |
New signing for 2004 / 2005.
Slightly built striker with a great first touch, should score plenty
of goals this season if he stays fit and off the booze! |
Nike |
Spurs |
 |
|
Paul Mundie |
OLD |
ST/MF |
R |
Jocko/Scotsman |
Volvo V70 |
Scotsman. Solid midfielder
who holds up the play well and works hard for the club. Bought in
to the club by Scottish John on a free transfer from the Shetland's! |
|
Celtic |
 |
|
Ian Hozier |
0 BC |
|
|
JC |
Mitsubishi FTO |
Joined this season. A capable
player who has just taken up the game and has made a couple of appearances
for the club this season. |
Addidas |
Spurs |
 |
|
Andy Harbottle |
27 |
MF/DF |
|
Andy |
Renault Laguna Estate |
|
Addidas |
Liverpool |
 |
|
Andy Pritchard
|
25 |
MF/ST |
R |
Pecks (Poor Man's Beckham) |
Uses Student
Bus Pass and Rail Card |
The club's only
student player, always demands 10% off of his
match fees and loves to pay by cheque! A skilful
and creative midfielder who
has taken a year out to travel the world and broaden
his horizons, sadly
missed by all at the club but we look forward to
seeing him back sun-tanned
and two stones heavier for the 2005/2006 season!!
|
Puma King SL |
Everton |
 |
